just little neckbeard things

For you
For me
For all those enlightened
by their own intelligence
It's......... Fedorable

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

higherfunction:

i’m a basic ass bitch my pH is like 11 or 12

skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

I don't wear a fedora, I bathe regularly and exercise proper hygeine, I'm in good shape, the area beneath my jawline is kept bare and my facial hair is properly groomed, I'm agnostic and respect other people's beliefs, and I treat women with respect regardless of whether or not they want to date me. I'm also a brony, so I'm sure I just threw all that other stuff out the window.
asked by Anonymous

do you want a fucking gold star??

well done, you’ve met the basic criteria for being a decent human being

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