i’m a basic ass bitch my pH is like 11 or 12
I don't wear a fedora, I bathe regularly and exercise proper hygeine, I'm in good shape, the area beneath my jawline is kept bare and my facial hair is properly groomed, I'm agnostic and respect other people's beliefs, and I treat women with respect regardless of whether or not they want to date me. I'm also a brony, so I'm sure I just threw all that other stuff out the window.
asked by Anonymous
do you want a fucking gold star??
well done, you’ve met the basic criteria for being a decent human being
reading /r/gonewild comments literally never fails to produce content
He does have neckbeard. He does have a fedora. And he’s my favorite thing on facebook.
tfw = that fedora when
wtf = what the fedora
fml = fedora m’lady
stfu = shut the fedora up