just little neckbeard things

For you
For me
For all those enlightened
by their own intelligence
It's......... Fedorable

*not painted by a true neckbeard because that would involve leaving the house

*not painted by a true neckbeard because that would involve leaving the house

So freshman year of h.s., this neckbeard started fb chatting me (like nonstop) for a while. He guilt tripped me into "dating" him by threatening suicide if he couldn't have me. It was sick then, and the thing is he still tries to contact me sometimes
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ughhhh that’s so emotionally abusive and gross

:neckbeard::neckbeard::neckbeard::neckbeard::neckbeard:

uhhhh there is a neckbeard emoji why did no one inform me????

higherfunction:

the way I google sounds like a gentle giant learning about why the world is so cruel. “finger burn pain”

tiqachu:

demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

NO.

How are you summoned?
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first u have to waft BO in a south easterly direction, and then u should sprinkle cheetos dust on the grave of carl sagan whilst humming the my little pony theme song

i also track the tag ‘justlittleneckbeardthings’

I'm guessing that every guy who is even slightly unnattractive to you is considered a neckbeard. Women like you are the reason why people like Elliot Rodger existed.
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i think this might be my favourite message i’ve ever received

dude you're like super pretty wow
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cheers m8

I am a professional circus performer who teaches fire eating and other arts for a living. My boyfriend is an incredibly hot, caring, loving man who is everything I could ever want (on top of being fucking loaded lol.) A neckbeard has been harassing me on facebook for about four weeks now about how I'm "too good" for my bf and how he can take me away from "everything bad I've ever experienced." I lold.
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  1. congratulations on the baller job holy shit. i do fire twirling for fun and i’ve always wanted to learn how to breathe fire
  2. blocking him is by far the easiest way to handle online wankers
the tribesman wears elaborate face paint and ornaments to clearly indicate his social status

the tribesman wears elaborate face paint and ornaments to clearly indicate his social status

May I say m'lady that you look quite ravishing. *Tips fedora*
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me right now

what do you actually look like
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Your blog has allowed to become euphoric *tips fedora*
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"allowed"

i do what i want u filthy casual

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