just little neckbeard things

For you
For me
For all those enlightened
by their own intelligence
It's......... Fedorable

where to cop??

where to cop??

I just spent an hour and a half on this blog I'm so fucking done I can't stop laughing
asked by Anonymous

Cool blog mate. I used to be a brony. I stopped about a year or 2 ago. God it was like being brainwashed I just kinda went with all the neck beards and agreed on everything. God it was horrible.
asked by justafanboy

it’s cool man, when i first realised i was an atheist i had a six month teething period where i was a complete dick about how terrible i thought organised religion was, and basically worshipped christopher hitches and richard dawkins

but, we all grow up and move on thankfully (most of us at least)

Ur literally the best human.
asked by Anonymous

Is the flying spaghetti monster a neckbeard thing? If it is I may have accidentally dated someone with an inner fedora
asked by Anonymous

nah i don’t think so, it was just a good bit of satire making fun of the idiots who think it’s ok to teach creationism/intelligent design in science class

gentlesir proudly displays his exquisite taste in pony erotica

gentlesir proudly displays his exquisite taste in pony erotica

dropped 20 minutes ago and the euphoria is just kicking in

dropped 20 minutes ago and the euphoria is just kicking in

i only date asian females because they are more submissive and respectful and attentive to their husbands

i only date asian females because they are more submissive and respectful and attentive to their husbands

Thank you, chuck, for standing up for male writers, a desperately marginalized group.

glowcloud:

everytimeipie:

chuckpalahniuk:

Consider that reading has become a mostly female pastime and that males are being better served by other media:  the web, film, gaming.  Of course publishers will skew toward the most profitable audience.  Otherwise the world is still chasing the golden demographic of the ‘young male.’  If male writers could better serve that readership it would explode. 

We’re only marginalized if we accept that status.  What troubles me is the seemingly high number of younger male suicides:  David Foster Wallace, Alexander McQueen, plus older men such as Spalding Grey and Hunter S. Thompson, not to mention ‘accidental’ deaths like Heath Ledger and Philip Seymour Hoffman. 

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fedorable haiku short story

daysofourbamf:

he runs out of “Dew”

trip to 7/11

time to “Do the Dew”

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finds the Mountain Dew

the euphoria sets in

"Nice Guy" is happy

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leaving the store he

sees cute girl, *tips fedora*

his mind runs rampant

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cute girl approaches

Nice Guy, with vast chivalry,

opens door for her

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"M’lady," he groans,

"Such a pretty specimen."

"Ugh. Creep." she retorts

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defeated neckbeard

walks away a shambled mess

"Damn. Friendzoned again."

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